by Hinaleimoana Wong-Kalu - Oct. 30, 2013:
The debate over marriage equality in Hawaii has created much tension and division in our communities. It is time for Hawaiians who have been silent for so long on this issue to raise our voices against the parasitic capitalization of our culture,…
For a long time I thought the Willamette Week simply had a stand-up comedy problem. You couldn’t really fault them for having a stand-up comedy problem. They’re a fantastic newspaper, but even for fantastic newspapers the resources are stretched frustratingly thin. There just isn’t enough staff…
URGENT REQUEST FROM MOOR OF VENICE
O Hello !
I am a Moorish prince ! It is with heart full of hope &tragedye that I explain this tragedye.
my wife Desideminna was killed with a stab &and I tragically cannotget in her will which left me many of her possessions: moneyes,…
I just saw Alonzo Thomas “Big Tommy Powellmann” Powellmann quit comedy forever until he gets back onstage next week.
Before you read all the reports flooding the blogosphere from people who weren’t at O’Grady’s Sports Bar and Video Lottery Emporium open mic last night, I’d like to give…
Yo momma’s so fat she would have been worshiped during the Renaissance but instead she’ll lead a life of quiet body shame. I’m so sorry.
Yo momma’s so fat it’s going to make it difficult for her to ever feel intimacy because she hates her body. I’m so sorry for her.
Yo momma’s so fat she has…
She’s always giggling, playing ukulele, and running around like a fairy. She kisses the back of my neck when I’m working on my novel or screenplay. I really am falling in love with this girl. Our souls match—unlike her delightful unconventional sock collection!